How To Get 100 Twitter Followers Daily (And Lose Your Own Soul)
So the new geek fad nowadays outside of Google, Facebook, teeth whitening and discovering the latest, greatest iPhone App is increasing one’s tweep count (or Twitter following in non-geek).
While there are a bunch of scams business opportunities groups offering to sell you software to spam the twitterverse to gain attention, it may not be beneficial to your wallet.
Instead, here are some tips for free–provided you sell your soul to me. 
1) Think of 100 product categories everyday (like fish, finance, computers, Apples, etc.)
2) Tweet those phrases everyday, and every spam bot, marketer and lobbyist (note: yes, they’re on there too now) will follow you.
While your new found fans will probably not care about your physical, emotional and financial state (unless you buy something from them or endorse their cause), you will have a mass of followers inflating your ego like a fragile balloon.
Oh, for those of you applying these tips, I almost forgot the last step.
3) Do not follow me (@Darnell) as I desire to communicate with humans–at least the smart, funny and lovable kind.
– Posted from my iPhone
